One day, we received a letter :
Hey !
After our theft, we are finally became bed warmers in China! Yes, this beautiful country in Asia is the most amazing place that we could ever imagine. In fact, Chinese people are very civilized and friendly persons. Moreover, there are a lot of place to visit as for instance the Great Wall of China...
Becoming bed warmers is a very fun activity: Every day, we warm rooms and beds for people in hotel who can' t sleep at night. We do them a favor and we are very happy to do that. All this life started because of simply two snakes...
So in this activity, my partner and I share all the work between us. We think about making a family and sharing our work is the first step to start a family life! He takes care on women and I look after children.
Yes, we accept only women and children because we prefer this organization. They are people more easily to look after and more peaceful than men. We finally can say that our dream is at least come true, the life we wanted is ours. I and my lover thank all the people who contribute to our dreamed life.
Of course, they don’t remember their actions but we always keep it in mind if one day, our child will want imitate us... But never think we are going to stop that. To steal is the best occupation we have ever done.
If you believed that you’re stupid!
John and James
Will we ever catch them one day ? Who knows ...