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Hello.
04/04/2011 19:08
Welcome in Once Upon a Time !
Here, we can see plenty of story told by three girls,
Our name are useless, so, we aren't going to say it.
The first story is a strange, weird, unusual, queer and, maybe, funny story.
It's about two men, animals, money, facebook, hypnosis and bed warmer !
You can't stay bored, isn't it ?
Good ! I understand you !
In this case, place in the first story !
O.U.A.T.
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First Step
04/04/2011 21:37
Once upon a time,
Two snakes called Long Long and Short Short, a male and a female, worth 37,000 £. These two snakes have diamonds set in their fangs. They haven't particular gift, power or magic spell, but their fangs are... Wonderful !
Obviously, nobody can let these two snakes in their cage. Anybody can, but nobody did this, because this would be flight. But, two men don't care of that.
These two men, called James, an ex-prisonner, and John, an hypnotist - these names are a lie for the sake of anonymity and likelihood. James and John have an affair, and they want to steal Long Long and Short Short to have plenty of money and to go on China. They think that if they sold the two snakes, they can go anywhere, especially in China, where nobody know them and where there is plenty of people. In China, they'll want to be bed warmer...
Why bed warmer ? Because this work is so sweet ! Do nothing, just stay in bed at night time and, maybe, together ? Work in hotel, the better place for two men on run and in love.
And finally, in an hotel, they can post what they want, nobody can find them ! It's a Machiavellian plan, isn't it ?
I think so...
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Second Step
04/04/2011 21:39
So, the 21st of june, a little bit after midnight, the alarm of the zoo museum of art rang. The famous snake Long-Long, and his "wife" Short Short were stolen, there price is estimate to 37000 £. The security agent said that he doesn't remember anything, except that he saw just a reflection of a man, but, he doesn't remember hi face.Very strange isn't it?
Few days later... we falls on this:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=100002226769475
It's extraordinary, people who had stolen the two snakes have just post this thing:" We demand 37000£ for them, if you don't want to, you'll never see them again." And that's all, because we are nerds, we know before where happened the exchange.
A morning, at 5 a.m, in a dark place, we were a hidden place, and, we have seen all, yes, ALL. There is two men, with the two snakes, and a man with a suitcase. And, then, something weird and strange happened, we don't know really what happened but, the man with the suitcase gave just the suitcase and leave with the two snakes with a calm very WEIRD.
We understand that only few days after... when...
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Third step
04/04/2011 21:47
One day, we received a letter :
Hey !
After our theft, we are finally became bed warmers in China! Yes, this beautiful country in Asia is the most amazing place that we could ever imagine. In fact, Chinese people are very civilized and friendly persons. Moreover, there are a lot of place to visit as for instance the Great Wall of China...
Becoming bed warmers is a very fun activity: Every day, we warm rooms and beds for people in hotel who can' t sleep at night. We do them a favor and we are very happy to do that. All this life started because of simply two snakes...
So in this activity, my partner and I share all the work between us. We think about making a family and sharing our work is the first step to start a family life! He takes care on women and I look after children.
Yes, we accept only women and children because we prefer this organization. They are people more easily to look after and more peaceful than men. We finally can say that our dream is at least come true, the life we wanted is ours. I and my lover thank all the people who contribute to our dreamed life.
Of course, they don’t remember their actions but we always keep it in mind if one day, our child will want imitate us... But never think we are going to stop that. To steal is the best occupation we have ever done.
If you believed that you’re stupid!
John and James
Will we ever catch them one day ? Who knows ...
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Commentaire de coeurdorizon (16/12/2021 16:41) :